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Name:
Julia A Bit Mental
Birthdate:
9 January
Bleona Laurie, whose real name's Bogdan, is better known under her stage name of Julia Ble. Her actual age is unknown, but historians date her birth to the IXth c. After centuries of surreptitiously spreading misery and disasters, she began an official business of spreading misery and disasters on the January the 9th, 1993, in Warsaw. She had been living in Poland for about 15 years, then moved to spread misery and disasters in Chernigov, Ukraine. Which explains the fact that she can't properly speak neither Polish, nor Russian/Ukrainian.
Today a first year English philology student at a Kick Ass Kyiv University. (the big red one, even though technically we study at the yellow one)

A not very successful mixture of Graham Chapman and Marla Singer, overly introverted creature, afraid of the daylight and frost. Extraordinary talented at wasting time. Likes to write about herself in third person. The main goal of her life is to touch Hugh Laurie.
UPDATE: the second main goal of her life - kidnap Jim Parsons and keep him in the basement as a sex slave.
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